![]() ![]() "Hi, hon," he said and bent over to catch Gage. "I got him changed in the toilet," she said. Louis frowned and then glanced at Rachel. It was a question Louis had expected, but not Ellie's anxious face, and the deep worry line that appeared between her dark blue eyes. "Daddy, how's Church?" Ellie asked as he set her down. #Rewritten nursery rhymes professional#She looked like a professional photographer at the end of a long, grueling assignment. I'LL BE A BIG BOY SOON was printed on the side of the diaper bag, a sentiment probably meant more to cheer up the parents than the diaper-wearing child. Rachel came up then, her traveling bag and pocketbook slung over one arm, Gage's diaper bag slung over the other. "I dreamed that Church got run over," Ellie said. ![]() "Come on, gang," Louis said, and they started down to the baggage area. Louis bent between his two kids and planted a kiss on her mouth. But as the plane is banking over the city, Gage looks down and says, 'Pretty, pretty,' and then whoopses all over himself." "Why, Church is fine, honey," Louis said slowly. He pulled him up into the crook of his arm and hugged them both. "Hi, Daddy" she bellowed and smacked his cheek heartily. "Dweems" He gave Louis's hair a hearty tug. "She woke up screaming over the weekend," Rachel said quietly. And speaking of breakfast, I skipped mine that morning. And the other day when 1 opened the door, Ellie, he had a mouse-or what was left of it. Little Miss Muffet Little Miss Muffet Sat on a Tuffet Eating her curds and whey There came a big spider Who sat down beside her And said What a beautiful day The fact that everyone THINKS they know the punchline makes it more effective, so use the element of surprise wherever you can. I just kind of sweep at him with it and he goes. 1 put him out with a broom at night because I don't like to touch him. He lies around the house all day long and looks at me with those strange, muddy eyes-as if he'd seen something that had blasted away most of whatever intelligence a cat has. ![]()
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